WHICH REAL-ESTATE AGENT SHOULD YOU USE?

From the New Yorker Magazine, February 2, 2020

For Sale sign that says Which RealEstate Agent Should You Use
The One Who Has A Dog In All Her Ads
The Team Of Bodybuilders
The Amateur Photo Editors
The Guy With Bleached Tips Whom You Knew In High School
The Fun Grandmas
The Magician
The Steampunk Couple
The One  Using A Pseudonym